Every morning I get in my car and turn on the radio to my daily Bert Show fix. I’m normally getting into the car around the time the Entertainment Buzz is starting. But the only thing I hear about is Charlie Sheen. His random rants of craziness. When I get to work and fire up my computer I’m hit with banner ads about the last Charlie Sheen interview. When I get home he’s in the news and when I’m about to go to bed and my husband watches Adult Swim I see a funny quote come across the screen. I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Really? Why as humans are we intrigued to watch someones life literally melt away right before our eyes. At this point he’s lost every job offer ever unless it’s a Reality TV show, but I’m pretty sure they would start slipping him drugs again just so he can cure it with his brain again. Where is this mans publicist or voice of reason. “No Charlie I don’t think you should go on UStream and bash everyone that you’ve ever worked with poetically. I’m pretty sure no one is going to hire you again.” Perhaps we don’t realize that if we stop giving him interviews and Twitter followers he will go away and hopefully get well.
He lost his children recently after all these antics started. He threatened their mother before the order was place by saying, I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom. You better believe that I’d have a court order too if my husband went crazy like that. Just look at the videos all over the internet and see how bad he looks now. It’s the worst detox outburst I’ve ever seen. I truly do feel bad for the man, on the other hand his Tiger Blood is making me scream tool bag.
This video is pretty amusing though. What do you think about Charlie Sheen’s “Winning?”