Best Black Widow Quotes

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Now that Black Widow is in theaters and on Disney+, here are some of the most memorable quotes from the movie. If you haven’t seen Black Widow yet, there are spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned.

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Melina – Get up you’re ok, You’re a brave girl. Your pain only makes you stronger.

Melina – Never let them take your heart.

Alexi – My girls are the toughest girls in the world.

Natasha – Fanny Longbottom, what are you 12?

Natasha – So are we going to talk like grown-ups? Yelena – Is that what we are?

Natasha – You can’t just steal a guy’s car. Yelena – You want me to chase him down and unsteal his car?

Yelena – Ok do you have a plan or show I just stay duck and cover? Natasha – My plan was to drive away. Yelena – That’s a shit plan. (takes our Widow) You’re welcome.

Natasha – Put your seatbelt on. Yelena – You’re such a mom.

Yelena – Great plan. I love the part where I almost bled to death.

Yelena – Well it’s not smart to attack an Avenger. I mean, the clue is in the name. Dreykov kills you, one of the big ones comes to Avenge you. Natasha – Wait, what are the big ones? Yelena – Well I doubt the god from space has to take an ibuprofen after a fight.

The best scene in the whole movie.

Yelena – Why do you always do that thing? Natasha – Do what? Yelena – That thing you do while you’re fighting? (Yelena gets into the Black Widow pose) This thing you do, you whip your hair when you’re fighting with the arm and the hair. You flip your hair and do like a fighting pose. It’s a fighting pose. You are such a poser. Natasha – I’m not a poser! Yelena – Haha, ah come on they’re great poses but it does look like you think everyone is looking at you like all the time.

Natasha – All that time that I spent posing, I was trying to actually do something good to make up for all the pain and suffering that we caused. I’m trying to be more than just a trained killer. Yelena – Well, then you are fooling yourself because pain and suffering is every day and we are both still trained killers. Except I’m not on the cover of a magazine. I’m not the killer that little girls call their hero.

Yelena – That sounds like a shitload of work. Natasha – Yep. Could be fun though. Yelena – Yup.

Yelena – You know this is the first piece of clothing I ever bought for myself? Natasha – That? Yelena – What you don’t like it? Natasha – Is that like an Army surplus? Yelena – Ok, it has a lot of pockets. I use them all the time and I made my some of my own modifications to it. Shut up, the point is I’ve never had control over my own life before and now I do. I want to do things. Natasha – I like your vest. Yelena – I knew it, it’s so cool right? And you can put so much stuff in there. You wouldn’t even know.

Natasha – You are sensitive. Mason – You’re a very annoying individual.

(Natasha flips in and flips her head back) Yelena – Such a poser.

Yelena – Whoa! This would be a cool way to die.

Red Guardian Alexi – You cannot kill a fox that sweet. Natasha – Ew.

Red Guardian – You should have brought the Avenger’s super jet.

Red Guardian – Did he talk to you about me? Natasha- What? RG – Did he talk to you about me? You know, trading war stories? Natasha – Who? What are you talking about? RG – Captain America

Red Guardian – Ahem, it still fits. Melina – I never washed it once. Come and drink.

Red Guardian – You haven’t aged a day. You’re just as beautiful and supple as the day they staged our marriage. Melina – You got fat. But still good. RG – I just out of prison. I have a lot of energy. Melina – Oh. Natasha – Please don’t do that!

Melina – Good boy, Alexi. Red Guardian – You named the pig after me? Melina – You don’t see the resemblance?

Natasha – You’re not a mouse, Melina. You were just born in a cage but that’s not your fault. Melina. – Tell me, how did you keep your heart? Natasha – Pain only makes us stronger. Didn’t you tell us that? What you taught me kept me alive.

Yelena – This is a much less cool way to die.

Natasha – Don’t take it personally but, thank you for your cooperation.

Natasha – Yelena, don’t do it. Yelena – This was fun.

Natasha – It was real to me too.

Natasha – Everyone ok? Melina – I am clearly injured.

Yelena – Ok, well if you’re leaving, I guess you should take this. (takes off vest) I know how much you like it. Natasha – It does have a lot of pockets. Yelena – Very handy pockets.

Mason – See what I can get you with a bit of time and money? Go on, say it. I wanna hear it. It would be good for me to hear it. Natasha – I’m impressed. You’ve always been a really good friend to me. Mason – That’s what every man wants to hear.

End credits – Yelena – (To the dog) Come on Fanny.

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Meghan Cooper is a writer, content creator, movie critic, and geek living in Atlanta, Ga. She loves movies, traveling, and lots of coffee. Member of the Southeastern Film Critics Association, Georgia Film Critics Association, and Atlanta Film Critics Circle. Buy me a coffee

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