The Best Quotes from Godmothered

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Oh, my Godmothers! Here are some of the best quotes from Godmothered now streaming on Disney+.  

I’ve broken down the silliest quotes and scenes from Godmothered that will have your whole family laughing. 


Read our Godmothered Movie Review


Elenor – Can you keep a secret?

Agnes – I am a secret!

 

What in godmothers name? – Elenor

 

Elenor – Oh, your carriage must have required an enormous pumpkin. How many footmen are inside?

Beth – Ah, none, just me, Beth.

Elenor – Beth, you’re hilarious. Everyone knows women don’t drive themselves; thats what mice are for.

Jillian Bell as Eleanor in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+.

Who said that? Is there a genie in there? Don’t answer that.

 

Security guard – She outta be committed.

Elenor – Oh I am, totally committed.

 

Mac – You poofed me into a sleeping bag.

Elenor – You’re putting me in the dungeon!?

Mac – Life isn’t as simple as happily ever after.

 

Duff – What do you do?

Elmore – Oh, I help people find their happily ever after.

Duff – You must be from California.

(L_R): Jillian Bell as Eleanor and Isla Fisher as Mackenzie Walsh in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Disney+. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Elenor – Oh, my godmothers.

 

Mac – I saved your life. Who eats that much seafood?

Elenor – Sharks!

 

Agnes – What haven’t you ever heard of Face Time?

Elenor – I figured out why you’re not interested in Happily Ever After.

Mac -Because it’s a fairytale construct that teaches people that normal life is not enough.

Elenor – Because you need a makeover!

 

Elenor – Son of a butterscotch!

Jane – I think Elenor fixed me. I got hit in the face with a snowball and we sounded kind of terrible, but I didn’t barf and we got $6 and a chicken nugget.

L-R: Willa Skye as Mia, Jillian Shea Spaeder as Jane, Jillian Bell as Eleanor and Isla Fisher as Mackenzie Walsh in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+.

Elenor – What is this perfect potion?

Duff – That’s called a lemon drop, and that is mine. Was mine.

E – Wow it really drops down.

 

Elenor – Oh mother of fudge. Are you ok?

Moira – Get her fairy tail back here.

 

Elenor – Fine stay home. After all, 9 out of 10 fairytales begin with, ‘Once upon a time something amazing happened while she was drinking wine in her sweatpants.’

Isla Fisher as Mackenzie and Willa Skye as Mia in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+.

Mac – You don’t need a spell because you are already magical.

You can’t go wrong with this wonderful monologue about the formula. 

Mac – Elenor, correct me if I’m wrong, but does your formula require my true love to be a prince?

Elenor – Why no, I guess it doesn’t.

Mac – Well that’s good. Mia, Jane. Then these are my true loves, and you didn’t fail. You helped me remember how to live happily.

Moira – That’s not the same as happily ever after.

Mac – Are you sure? Four years ago I thought my story was over. And Elenor helped showed me that it wasn’t.

Moira – That’s not how it works.

Elenor – Then how it works needs to change. We think that love needs to look a certain way. A prince, a castle, a gown. We’re trapped in the fairytale when the real world is filled with so much more. Instead of telling people what true love I supposed to look like, maybe we should let them tell us.

Love comes in so many forms Moira. Why can’t we see that?

 

GARY!

 

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