The Best Quotes from Godmothered

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Oh, my Godmothers! Here are some of the best quotes from Godmothered now streaming on Disney+.  

I’ve broken down the silliest quotes and scenes from Godmothered that will have your whole family laughing. 

Read our Godmothered Movie Review

Elenor – Can you keep a secret?

Agnes – I am a secret!


What in godmothers name? – Elenor


Elenor – Oh, your carriage must have required an enormous pumpkin. How many footmen are inside?

Beth – Ah, none, just me, Beth.

Elenor – Beth, you’re hilarious. Everyone knows women don’t drive themselves; thats what mice are for.

Jillian Bell as Eleanor in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+.

Who said that? Is there a genie in there? Don’t answer that.


Security guard – She outta be committed.

Elenor – Oh I am, totally committed.


Mac – You poofed me into a sleeping bag.

Elenor – You’re putting me in the dungeon!?

Mac – Life isn’t as simple as happily ever after.


Duff – What do you do?

Elmore – Oh, I help people find their happily ever after.

Duff – You must be from California.

(L_R): Jillian Bell as Eleanor and Isla Fisher as Mackenzie Walsh in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Disney+. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Elenor – Oh, my godmothers.


Mac – I saved your life. Who eats that much seafood?

Elenor – Sharks!


Agnes – What haven’t you ever heard of Face Time?

Elenor – I figured out why you’re not interested in Happily Ever After.

Mac -Because it’s a fairytale construct that teaches people that normal life is not enough.

Elenor – Because you need a makeover!


Elenor – Son of a butterscotch!

Jane – I think Elenor fixed me. I got hit in the face with a snowball and we sounded kind of terrible, but I didn’t barf and we got $6 and a chicken nugget.

L-R: Willa Skye as Mia, Jillian Shea Spaeder as Jane, Jillian Bell as Eleanor and Isla Fisher as Mackenzie Walsh in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+.

Elenor – What is this perfect potion?

Duff – That’s called a lemon drop, and that is mine. Was mine.

E – Wow it really drops down.


Elenor – Oh mother of fudge. Are you ok?

Moira – Get her fairy tail back here.


Elenor – Fine stay home. After all, 9 out of 10 fairytales begin with, ‘Once upon a time something amazing happened while she was drinking wine in her sweatpants.’

Isla Fisher as Mackenzie and Willa Skye as Mia in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+.

Mac – You don’t need a spell because you are already magical.

You can’t go wrong with this wonderful monologue about the formula. 

Mac – Elenor, correct me if I’m wrong, but does your formula require my true love to be a prince?

Elenor – Why no, I guess it doesn’t.

Mac – Well that’s good. Mia, Jane. Then these are my true loves, and you didn’t fail. You helped me remember how to live happily.

Moira – That’s not the same as happily ever after.

Mac – Are you sure? Four years ago I thought my story was over. And Elenor helped showed me that it wasn’t.

Moira – That’s not how it works.

Elenor – Then how it works needs to change. We think that love needs to look a certain way. A prince, a castle, a gown. We’re trapped in the fairytale when the real world is filled with so much more. Instead of telling people what true love I supposed to look like, maybe we should let them tell us.

Love comes in so many forms Moira. Why can’t we see that?




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Meghan Cooper is a writer, content creator, movie critic, and geek living in Atlanta, Ga. She loves movies, traveling, and lots of coffee. Member of the Southeastern Film Critics Association, Georgia Film Critics Association, and Atlanta Film Critics Circle.

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